Breaking up?
Pork Chop?
"you smell badly, can you take a shower first?"
"...Yes, your bum DOES look big in that"
"so i am wrong again, right?"
"u act like my mum"
"Wow baby, you have so many spots on your face, you need to do something about it".
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What's the most hurting words from your gf/bf?