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03-31-2003, 10:45 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Here
Posts: 2,587
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Originally posted by AXJules
DO NOT grab my head and use it like a steering wheel. My ponytail is not a joystick.
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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL!!! !!!
Spit out my water!!!!!!
OMG!!!!
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03-31-2003, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Avoiding rehab- on a "psychotropical vacation"
Posts: 1,950
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LOL did you like that????
The sad thing is that I'm speaking from experience here......
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04-01-2003, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: on the very edge of sanity
Posts: 538
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DO use your fingers as well as your tongue while you're down there. I know it's awkward because the chin gets in the way, but deal with it
DON'T try to impress me with tongue gymnastics. Keep is simple, stupid
DO tell me how good it feels
DON'T light up a cigarette afterwards
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04-01-2003, 12:18 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Naptown
Posts: 6,608
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DON'T: Attempt to snuggle/cuddle. I'm not that kind of girl.
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04-01-2003, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: New York City
Posts: 10,829
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Originally posted by KillarneyRose
DON'T: Attempt to snuggle/cuddle. I'm not that kind of girl.
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I like to cuddle. 
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04-01-2003, 02:51 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 1,556
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Don't be shy
Do Turn my ass out 
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04-01-2003, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Miami, Florida
Posts: 883
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LOL this is tooo FUNNY!!!
Do: Kiss me soft and gentle, and look into my eyes
Dont: Kiss sloppy and wet and try to stick your tounge down my throat at all times, I do need to breathe!!!
Do: Caress my back softly
Dont: Grab and pull at my skin and butt and rake your nails in my back!! NOT NICE!
Do: Make sure you please me
Dont: Just try to get yourself off and leave me hanging and expect me to be OK with it
Do: Pay attention to my body and notice the things I like and dislike..body language is powerful
Dont: ask me every 2 seconds if im "there" yet, if you keep asking Ill NEVER get there...
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04-01-2003, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 827
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DO: Smack my ass (but not too hard)
Don't: pretend that you accidently put your dick in my ass-- if you don't know the difference between the holes get out of my bed
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04-01-2003, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 451
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Quote:
Originally posted by AXJules
DO NOT grab my head and use it like a steering wheel. My ponytail is not a joystick.
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AMEN!
DO: Try a sex swing... at least once, you'll be hooked!
DON'T: Try using the swing set in the backyard.
DO: Nibble on my ear lobe
DON'T: Pull a Mike Tyson, I like my ears the way they are!
DO: Write erotic notes/stories for me.
DON'T: Call to ask if you just want to fuck.
DO: Make sure your roommate is gone.
DON'T: Ask them to join in.
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04-01-2003, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 1,530
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Quote:
Originally posted by Allie
DO: Try a sex swing... at least once, you'll be hooked!
DON'T: Try using the swing set in the backyard.
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OMG!!! 
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04-01-2003, 10:58 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Look over your shoulder, I could be right behind ya!
Posts: 1,506
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DO: Look me in the eyes
DON'T: Call it by your pet name( ie: "Do you like Harry?"!!!!!!!!!) ECH! What are you, 12??
DO: Respond to sounds...Louder moans mean GOOD WORK, STAY RIGHT THERE!
DON'T: Smoke before or after...ICK!
DO: Set the right atmosphere: the proper music is a GREAT aphrodisiac
DON'T: Assume it ALWAYS has to lead to sex
DO: Warn me before I get something in the eye, mouth, face, etc...
DON'T: Assume I'm always a good girl 
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04-01-2003, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: chicago, il
Posts: 5,112
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Quote:
Originally posted by sigmagrrl
DO: Warn me before I get something in the eye, mouth, face, etc...
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i have a story about that one. i dont think i need to say what happened. i will put it this way, it was in the eye!
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04-01-2003, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Louisville, KY USA
Posts: 1,885
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Quote:
Originally posted by smiley21
i have a story about that one. i dont think i need to say what happened. i will put it this way, it was in the eye!
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I have one too- same thing... my story ends with "Mom, I cannot believe I got pink eye from a cat!"
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04-01-2003, 12:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cleveland Rocks!
Posts: 5,850
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Quote:
Originally posted by ilovemyglo
I have one too- same thing... my story ends with "Mom, I cannot believe I got pink eye from a cat!"
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Too f*cking funny!!! Thank you for adding laughter to my work day.
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04-01-2003, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Maryland
Posts: 860
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Do: Tackle me on the bed after you haven't seen me for awhile.
Don't: Force yourself inside me if I am not warmed up!
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