Reasons why a crow will kick your a$$

[Tom Earp]

Hopethis one gets thru!

Birds are beady eyed little Peckers!

They have a hard time seeing, but have strong talons, and sharp beaks, Peckers! Little Brains as of little heads!

I hate Birds, they watch you and if you have been bad, they leave oh yes presents on your car! Oh the rotten Basturd birds!

PECOCKS are the worse, they throw up a tail at you and then eat up your calfs. Geese are even worse, people feed them crumbs at the park! If they git pissed they hiss and peck!

Solution, wring necks and cook!

Now I wonder if the male and female of the human species do not do the same thing!????

Well we dont officially fly unless from the coop!



Dinner Sports and hunter Pals! Red Meat, tater, and rabbit food! Bleu Cheese of course! Hell I dont want to look Amy Mc Beal!

[amycat412]

Originally posted by greeklawgirl

Hi everybody, I'm greeklawgirl, and I'm being stalked by a peacock.

HA HA HA Thank you, I needed that laugh.

[stillwater15]

i'm sorry, but that gets my vote for one of the funniest posts i've ever read. you got punked by a crow. lol...

[FHwku]

you gotta beat the crow at it's own game. here's a how-to video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgLiY5JvtBc

and part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfSl4-ymWwE